Never-you-mind that my October 2014 11-Second Club entry scored poorly in the competition and that I consider it, overall, the black (and white, get it?) sheep in the family. There is still something really great that I’m able to take away from it all.
Feeling overwhelmed? Go stretch your legs. Get yourself some fresh air. I know a few “experts” who will say a brisk walk can have overwhelming effects on your attitude so you can make positive changes in your life.
Stressed to the max? Of course you are, you silly twit! Your head is buried up your ass! Go fly a kite! Set your mind free to explore the possibilities and untie the binds that hold you down.
Unappreciated and directionless? Go mow the lawn. Make yourself useful by keeping up on day to day chores – others may notice your attention to detail / cleanliness and your efforts will be rewarded.
Ugly? Look, I can’t solve all your problems!