…is so hard to say..

i am going to say something that i habitually do not – except in those rarest of emergencies whereby there’s a shot at some make-up sex (usually with myself) – - – i’m sorry.

in addition, i’m sorry for the awkward visual i may have painted in your head just now.

i’m sorry that for over 9 years, catheads.net has been a major part of your life, always taking and very rarely ever giving back.

i’m sorry for moving further and further away from the “cathead” pictures, the very reason you come here.

catheads.net has evolved in cycles, generally becoming worse and worse, but then sometimes showing enough signs of life that you actually feel sorry for it because it is still running on fumes, puttering along. you just wish this site would be put out of it’s misery instead of always putting you in misery, probably.

by some minuscule chance, you could be here for the drivel i write, for the “christmas thoughts”, or to see me acting. but mostly, you are here to celebrate the catheads! viva la catheads!

if you are like me, always itching at the most inappropriate times, you are angry that after 9 years, the only recorded definition of a “cathead” in all the major online dictionaries describes something for nautical purposes. “a projecting timber or metal beam to which an anchor is hoisted and secured.” who cares!

i might start a petition so that an additional entry may be added to the dictionary. something short and sweet like:

“cathead – [kat-hed] noun – a mildly amusing altered image showcasing a moment in time, fiction or otherwise, where the main subject’s head has been removed and a cat’s head has been lovingly set in it’s place.”

would you care to sign the petition? i’ll probably need at least 50,000 signatures to get webster to notice.

Tags: catheads, nightmare before christmas